The greatest event in history. / 5:06 PM
Ladies and gentlemen I present the most epic event in recorded
history, a milestone production for davidcharlestay.blogspot.com:
"The Greatest Springbreak Adventure in the Whole World!"
Sounds like a dream? Think again.

(Emo shot yes I realise.)
This once-in-a-lifetime event captures the essence of what fun is all about.
It is a tale of adventure, of friendship, of struggle, of journeys and above all
of freaking awesome laughs and lots of food.
Starring Albert Gerard Chua...

...as a retired Chanel model who's too hot to handle anymore.
Hips don't lie and neither do cheeks, whichever kind you have more of.
Also starring David Charles Tay...

...obviously since it's his blog and he sure as hell wouldn't miss this for
the world. (He is also too emo to care in that photo so don't bother.)
And last but not least the surprise guest star and GAP supermodel,
Enoch Lin.

Oh my goodness now you know it's gonna be fun!
The first thing we did after meeting in Niagara (and going into shock due
to how much weight Enoch has lost) and checking into the hotel,
was to stuff our faces with Krispy Kremes. All 24 of them. Yup you heard me.
Then of course we headed to the shopping malls where we spent inordinate
amounts of unnecessary money. See? Told you it was going to be an adventure.
*Now for an event special*
As referenced in Enoch's famous blog there is a special dedication at this point
to a lost friend who could not be with us on this epic adventure.
Mr Geof Ho.

Boohoo too bad. We thought to somehow allow you to be a part of this,
and also we thought this photo opportunity was too damn funny to miss out.
And so the three hopelessly dashing tenors stormed Niagara Falls, invading
all stores good and bad, until the sun set and there was a demand for them
to be fed absolutely delicious food at the Hard Rock Cafe.
Who were they to resist? It was all part of this amazing adventure.

The marched through thick slushy super fun snow in order to reach their
destination and their yummy rewards. How very resilient don't you think?
After all that food there was nothing better than a good stroll down to
take in the breath-taking vision that is Niagara Falls at night.
It was freezing so they resorted to throwing snowballs at each other to
keep warm and active.
Haha actually only I did oops sorry guys.

I was just amazed by God's creation and how beautiful it was, more
beautiful than I had ever imagined before going there.
I then saw a parallel of that in my life. What I thought was going to be a rather
serious trip to the US to do my auditions quite accidentally became the best
holiday I've ever had. Not a bad creation don't you think?
After the walk it was time for the tons of trash talk and other important matters
that really needed to be discussed. Where else was appropriate other than
the famous Seneca Niagara casino? Well of course we didn't go play in the
boring as hell Casino, we went straight to the bar and got ourselves wine and
champagne and other standard things to drink when you're thirsty and you need
to talk a lot. Needless to say we had a great time.

We went a little crazy at the end of it I'd admit.
If I thought Niagara Falls was pretty at night, I was not prepared for how
glorious it looked in the day. But before we continued on our adventure to the
Falls we had to fill our stomachs that following morning.
We pigged our faces out on pancakes and eggs and goodness knows what else.
I have a tribute picture to share in memory of that pig out at branch.

I usually never do this on my blog but
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You gotta love that picture. Gotta love it.
The experience at Niagara Falls, chatting, singing, taking loads of photographs
and posing for extremely disgustingly emo shots is basically rather indescribable
so I'll let the photographs do more work.

Yes we know Kung Fu and we fought our way across the bridge to the sacred
island just like the good East Asians we are supposed to be! Fresh off the boat!
Haiyaaaah! Don't mess with me! Be a man! Do the right thing!
(Omg somebody save me from myself.)

Great times that I will remember honestly for as long as I live.
I guess to add more of my coy nonsense here would ruin it.
I'd just like to very sincerely say how blessed I feel to have found such friends
who are like brothers to me. Thanks guys for a freaking awesome time we had,
and we shall meet again soon definitely.
There's so much to say yet words probably won't do it much justice.
As for the rest of you reading this hope you enjoyed the pictures
(except for Geoffrey boohoo.) and I'll be back
soon with more exciting updates on my trip which I haven't added on yet.
This entry is just specially dedicated to this amazing experience at Niagara Falls.
You definitely should visit again soon to watch for more updates and also visit
Enoch's blog
*here* and Bert's blog
*here* for more pictures from the trip
and also this super funny video we did in the snowy landscape.
It's a must watch trust me. Go to Bert's blog.

P.S. Oh yes and I'll be back in Singapore on Wednesday so I'll see the rest of you real soon.